Molly the Cat

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Molly the Cat

Seattle, Washington, United States

October 1st, 2001

Molly was once a tiny fuzzy kitten, mostly white but mottled with brown/black stripes in places. She is still a kitten, but continues to grow at an entirely unbelievable — and probably exponential — rate. It’s true that she has doubled in size multiple times. One can only assume that she will slow down eventually, or I’ll have a situation much like the Dead Milkmen sung about in their hit “Big Lizard in My Backyard.”

chasing, chirping at birds, climbing, hitting, jumping, kitten food, paper bags, playing in litter boxes, running, scratching, string, tiny fake mice, winking right eye.