Molly the Cat

March 9th, 2007 at 3:24 pm ]

Trader Joe’s shoppers may have noticed a disconcerting feature of their two Caesar salad varieties: the packaging of the vegetarian and carnivore versions look almost exactly alike — even down to a drawing of the great dictator himself which adorns both containers. This was how I managed to bring home a salad containing — horrors! — grilled chicken. What was I to do with the poultry? Well, the only avowed carnivores in my household are the cats. I placed the chunks of chicken near their food dishes and every last morsel was gone by morning, having been consumed primarily by Twinkie, whose stomach and appetite know no bounds. I am pretty sure that if I placed a whole Thanksgiving turkey in front of her, she’d be able to eat it in one sitting.

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March 7th, 2007 at 12:34 pm ]

Cat puke — it’s a fact of life.

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