[ July 25th, 2005 at 8:12 am ]

I was cleaning off the couch, thinking, “Where does all the cat hair come from?” Well, that’s easy. I buy the cat food and present portions of it to the cats in a small dish. They eat the cat food. Their stomachs absorb nutrients. These are distributed to cat hair follicles, which convert them to hairs. The hairs grow and grow and grow, until they finally fall off onto my couch. So, to avoid the creation of cat hairs you must simply remove the cat food.